Some things that, as a kid, I really really wanted my adult-self to have but that, as it turns out, shockingly, I now have very little interest in:

  • A pair of Doc Martens.
  • A papasan chair.
  • The ability to drink and eat however much Dr. Pepper and Three Musketeers bars I wanted, whenever I wanted.
  • One room in my house decorated entirely in purple and green and filled with cats.